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SANTA'S DIRTY LITTLE GIFT BAG Linen Bag

SANTA'S DIRTY LITTLE GIFT BAG Linen Bag

Regular fucking price $26.25 USD
Regular fucking price Fucking sale price $26.25 USD
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Pack your yuletide naughties in our 100% linen gift bag that laughs in the face of wrapping paper. This isn’t just a gift bag; it’s a festive flirt that says, “Eco-friendly and easy, just how you like it.” It’s versatile too - after you’ve emptied it of gifts, it’s ready to be your laundry's 'walk of shame' tote, a bag for those who've been more spicy than nice, or your go-to bag for shoplifting... er, shopping!

 

.: Made of 100% linen with a drawstring that's tougher than your grandma's fruitcake.

.: Size so generous (19.7″ × 26″), you could fit your whole naughty list in it.

.: A vintage look that screams 'I’ve seen more holidays than you’ve had hot dinners.'

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Nut free t-shirt.
*does not contain any kind of nut, you nut!

Dairy free as well.
*no cow products in these.

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We're gonna try to ship fcking anywhere. If you don't find your country in the shipping area thingy, then I guess you're out of luck and your country sucks. Jk, send us an email.